TheGreatOracle

The Great Oracle

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ANATOMY

PART ONE: The Basics

Name: (prefers not to reveal her whole name)
Online Identity: The Great Oracle
Gender: Female
Relationship Status: Single
Birthday: December 30th
Astrological Sign: Capricorn
Year of the: Tiger
Alumna of: University of Santo Tomas
Course: Bachelor of Science in Accountancy
Occupation: Certified Public Accountant
Religion: Catholicism
Race/lineage: Asian - Filipina with Spanish and Chinese blood
Location: North Caloocan, Philippines
Affiliations: Philippine Institute of Certified Public Accountants (PICPA)

PART TWO: Appearance

Body Size: Average
Height: 5' 4" (163 cm)
Weight: 46 kgs.
Eyes: Dark Brown
Vision: No assisted eyewear
Hair Color: Black Brown
Hair Style: Straight - Long
Skin Tone: Tan
Best Feature: Lips
Clothing Pref.: Conservative
Tattoo Info: Does stick-on tattoos count?
Piercing Info: 1 on each ear

PART THREE: Personal Favorites

People/Heroes: The Holy Trinity, My mom and dad, Severus Snape, L Lawliet, Nate River, Hisoka
Books: Harry Potter Series, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Digital Fortress, The Alchemist, Purpose-Driven Life, The Count of Monte Cristo, Les Miserables, A Clockwork Orange, Frankenstein, The Diary of Anne Frank, Pride and Prejudice, The Gospel according to Jesus Christ
Authors: JRR Tolkien, JK Rowling, Dan Brown, Victor Hugo, Anne Frank, Paulo Coelho, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Music Genres: Rock Music Genres
Bands/Artists: Evanescence, Garbage, Greenday, No Doubt, Blur, Ciara, Prodigy, Matchbox 20, POD, Nirvana, U2, The Calling, Foo Fighters, Incubus, System of a Down, The Killers, Gorillaz, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Audioslave, Coldplay, Franz Ferdinand, Metallica, Lenny Kravitz, Marilyn Manson, etcetera.
Albums/CDs: My CD Collection
TV Shows: The Apprentice, Prison Break, Kyle XY, World Wrestling Entertainment(WWE), MTV, MYX, Knock First, Hunter x Hunter, Queer Eye, Charmed, Smallville, Alias, Arrested Development, House, Nip/Tuck, CSI, Desperate Housewives, etc.
Movies: The Passion of Christ, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter Series, The Matrix Trilogy, So Close, S1mone, Love Actually, My Best Friend's Wedding, The Wedding Singer, Armageddon, Braveheart, What Lies Beneath, Underworld, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Van Helsing, Hot Chick, White Chicks, The Fast & The Furious, 2Fast 2Furious, etc.
Actors / Actresses: Kate Beckinsale, Eva Longoria, Zhao Wei, Jake Gyllenhall, Adam Sandler, Sean Biggerstaff, Lindsay Lohan, Rachael Leigh Cook, Johnny Depp, Freddie Prinze Jr., Keira Knightley, Keannu Reeves, Daniel Radcliffe, Winona Ryder, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Drew Barrymore, Alan Rickman, Ian McKellen, etc.
Games: Final Fantasy Series and The Sims
Sports: Basketball, Softball, Quidditch
Colors: Black, Blue, Red, White
Pets/Animals: Oreo -- my pet Maltese
Food: Some Vegetables, Ice Cream, Pizza, Pasta, Chocolates, Beef Caldereta, Beef and Mushroom, Fish Fillet with Tartar Sauce, Siomai, Starbuck's Choco & Mocha Frappe, French Fries, Burgers, etcetera...I love eating fatty foods...haha!
Drink: Water, Gatorade, Vodka, Red Wine, White Wine
Quotes: "Victory is always possible for a person who refused to stop fighting."
Interests: Eats, drinks, and breathes Accounting | my bed | movie marathon | malling & window shopping | doodles | animes | stars | cartoons | bass guitar | drums | wee hours | photography | drawing | rock music | the boob tube | TiVo | music | games | food trip | books | blogging | designing layouts| html | keyboards | personal computer | the cyberspace | jeans | tees | dancing | martial arts | mandarin

PART FOUR: In A Nutshell

T A G B O A R D

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A Totally Disoriented Freak has written this blog entry.

6:42 AM - Monday, August 13, 2007

BLASTED. TWISTED. CRAZY.

Three adjectives that will perfectly describe me today.

DISAPPOINTMENT, the perfect noun for the day. Definitely fits, today's a 13th.

Why?!

Oh well, the results of our first preboard exams have already been out. And damn, mine wasn't good at all.

Actually, alam ko na ang mga resulta...and they're not good at all.

Auditing Problems: 96% at proud ako! (kaya inunang banggitin eh! hehehe)

Prac2: 80%. Nakaabot sa limit ni Sir G.

Theory of Accounts: 75%. Sakto

Auditing Theory: 73.75% kulang pa ng 1 correct item para pumasa. Badtrip.

Business Law and Taxation: 73.75% rin. Pasado yung tax part 80% pero sablay sa law 60-something % lang.

M.S. 66%. Wow sumabit pa sa 65% limit.

at ang pamatay...

Prac1: 40-something percent lang. Super sablay

Kahit na ba sabihin nating may transmutation, at maloloko ko ang parents ko na pasado ako sa preboard, eh hindi ko naman maloloko yung sarili ko dahil deep within me alam kong sablay ako. Eto pa ang nakakainis. Yung prac1 at MS ang super kinareer ko sa pag-aaral tas dun pa sablay.

Yung prac1, 40 items tas 15 lang yung natama ko. Nung binigay na yung correct answers eh 12 pala yung katangahan ko. sayang, 27 yun dapat sana pasado ako. Rarrr....

At eto pa ang nakakahiya. Karamihan ng taga-uste eh kasama sa Top 100...tas super bilang sa kamay yung mga hindi kasama (at sa kasamaang palad eh isa ako sa mga hindi nakasama dun). Masakit sa loob kasi kahit paano, alam kong kaya ko, pero super sablay. Nakakahiya.

Tas 'tong nanay ko pa eh panay ang blow-out sa akin. Kung alam lang niyang lagapak ako sa preboard. Nakakakonsyensiya.

Nakakatakot. oo preboard lang yon, pero yun na nga eh. Preboard nalang eh hindi ko pa mapasa, paano pa yung actual CPA board exams? Shempre iba yung morale boost mo kapag pasado ka sa mga preboards. Rarrr...

Nakakatakot yung feeling na baka maiwan ako ng mga kasama ko...yung tipong CPAs na sila tas ako hindi pa...

Rarrr...

Sana makabawi. GOOD LUCK!!!

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