I have girl crushes, I must admit. But I ain't a lesbian; I just know how to appreciate other women's beauty (and clearly, I'm not like those pesty, b*tchy feeling-socialites who hate babes who are undeniably hotter than them - or who are, hot PER SE, and very much unlike them...heehee)

And my latest girl-crush is this lady named Maria Ozawa. I was browsing wordpress blogs when I saw one with her pics. And I was like, "damn, that girl's friggin' beautiful!". And just like what I did with my other girl crushes, I searched the net for pics and then BAM! Craptastic as it is, I was soooo damn DISAPPOINTED. She is a pornstar. And the first words I uttered after seeing her photos were... "Tsk, tsk, SAYANG siya... "

Yes, my friends, this angelic lady that you're seeing now right before your eyes is an AV Idol (AV = Adult Video). I justcan't believe it, man. Come on, look at her. she's way too beautiful to be a pornstar. I mean, come on, I believe she will do
better as a fashion supermodel or a dignified actress or something. And I agree with some of the people who have said that she must have entered some other profession. I mean, honestly, I've seen some screencaps of her videos and they were really nasty. (I will talk in Tagalog na lang para safe). Sobrang ang BABOY talaga. Hindi siya yung simpleng porn na inaaakala natin
na may nudity lang but damn, there are closeups and pumping and everything...it was horrendous. And I can't stand it.

# soma Says:

don’t you think she’s “too pretty for porn”? her recent releases have her doing more hardcore stuff, g***b***** and r****. i’m not into that stuff, but she is one nasty girl!

# admin Says:

Soma, i agree, she IS too sexy, too beautiful, too pretty, etc, for porno, she does all kinds of s***, has like 5 guys m********** on her face, getting t***** t*****, just some crazy s***, I would’ve NEVER thought she’d be doing all that, and to be honest I was a bit disappointed at 1st when I heard she was doing it all, but she choose’s, sucks but true.

# Jeremy Says:

A girl that young with looks like that deserves more, don’t you think?
Maybe something more dignified like a fashion model, or cosmetics etc.

# sue Says:

ya..i agread with u guys..she is too pretty 4 porn..she deserves more than that..im sooooo dissapointed.. =[ ..

# lucas Says:

she is either as stupid as she is beautiful, or she is paid millions of dollars. otherwise, i really don’t understand why aperfectly pretty girl like her would let herself be humiliated like this.

# Zeus Says:

She is a Gorgeous Angel from Hell….that’s it. I would pay u, Maria to leave the porn business….shame!

Perv guys will really hate me for saying this but I think she might have to consider shifting from porn to real acting, justwhat most of sexy stars have done. They just stepped into the sexy-movies business as a stepping stone, and then they either did comedy, drama, action, etcetera. They really wanted to prove people that they're good at something else other than
stripping their clothes off. Just like Shu Qi. She was a former sexy star but she made waves around the globe when she did the awesome, action-packed movie "So Close"...and she's been more popular, and was starred in more international movies since then.


Or maybe she can be a fashion model, or any other thing. With the way she looks and the way she struts, I think she may give some supermodels a run for their money, ayt?

Or maybe, I hope some good guy will marry her and make her leave the porn business. You know, a man who won't marry her just for her goodies but for her wholeness - the personality, the brains, the beauty, etc. I mean, come on, with the line of work that she's in, it'll be hard to find a guy like that.

And besides, Maria staying in the porn business for a longer time isn't really a good idea. I mean, you know, we all get old,
and people get saturated with stuff sometimes. And then before she knows it, there isn't any producer who's interested in getting her for their movies. And then, she'll just be forgotten. At least, If she shifted to real acting, has proven that she can really act, and has made very interesting and cool movies, her legacy will live on. So cliche.

Or maybe she can finish her studies so that she can still earn lots of money even if she wasn't that famous anymore. Come on, life cycle (creation, growth, maturity and DECLINE) exists, right?

Oh well, who am I to judge? I'm just over-opinionated.

So hey, Maria, if you're reading this, I hope you'll consider these suggestions. I bet you'll earn more popularity and get to meet more decent audiences by doing those. Just think about it.

And kudos to my other girl crushes! Good thing they aren't porn actresses!

I've just recently seen the whole version of Robbie Williams' controversial video "Rock DJ". The video, whenever it was shown on MTV years ago, was cut...and I wasn't happy about it. I was like, "what on earth is in that video that they decided to cut it? "

And then the words "Curiosity killed the cat" came into play. And now I CLEARLY know why they censored it.

I browsed YouTube so that I can see the Uncut version. And it was so damn scary, horrible, horrendous, etc. The part when Robbie Williams was stripping off his black undies (with a Tiger's picture) was fine, but wait 'til he strips something else. See it for yourself.

I just listened to King DJ Logan's radio show "Logan's Alley" and I was friggin' disappointed that he's intending to retire from the business. Come on, man, you yourself aren't happy with what's happening with the industry, and then you'll just leave? why not do something to perk things up? You'll just contribute to the demise of the radio industry.

KDL is the one wearing the yellow jacket

I think my dreams of hearing KDL and Mo Twister together on air is remote. They're slowly getting the competition on. Too bad. Why not work together?





BTW, if you like to cheer you mornings up, listed to Magic 89.9's "Good Times With Mo" featuring Mo, Andi and Mojo Jojo.

I was listening to the show one morning (I was riding the fx) and they played this game called "Nonoy's Karaoke Game" and it was freakin' funny. Nakakahiya 'coz I kept on laughing and the people inside the fx are already giving me the stare. Basta, listen to them nalang. I also love the game "Who Knows Mojo Jojo?".

And if you want to hear fun stuffs before dozing off, check out 103.5 Max fm's "The Logan's Alley". The best game that they've played, I think, is the "Pepe Game". The "Ang mga bagay na walang kwenta" stuff was also cool, and let's not forget Radio Tabloid and Spooky Nights (it gives me the creeps!).

Now that's why I've been missing my fave telenovelas! (Okay I am clearly exaggerating!)

I was listening to Good Times with Mo this morning and I've heard this very cool song "Misery Business". And the artist was Paramore. And it was cool. Hayley (the lead singer) can really sing -- very much unlike the Ultimate-Girl-Poseur Avril Lavigne who doesn't know anything but sing like she's reciting a poem, pretend playing the guitar but she actually can't,show tattoos that are awful fake, and dress like crazy. She must've sung the song "COMPLICATED" for herself. It was perfect for her. I just abhor her...to the BONE!

She's not rock, OK! And why does she keep on dressing up like that? Shirley Manson and Fionna Apple are GENUINE and GREAT rockers but they ain't dress like one. On the other hand, Avril TRIES HARD to dress like one but she doesn't really sound like one. So UNCOOL. Boo Hoo!

Rock on, Hayley! Kick Avril's a**!

...okay, I got carried away.

By the way, I've got a new man-crush (finally, you're back to hetero-world, Soc!) and he's Peter Clay, a dj from 103.50 Max FM. I looove his accent. And he really looks gorgeous! Okay I'm so giddy again (sorry!). Photos from http://www.max1035.fm

He's the one wearing the "I Love NY" Shirt!

He's the one wearing the black cap.

Ciao!

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