I therefore conclude...
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... na talaga ngang nawawala yung pinakamamahal kong CPA PRC License!
Amf! Sa pagkakatanda ko, hindi ko naman dinala yon. Hindi ko naman dala-dala araw yon, kasi nga iba ang panahon ngayon, delikado. Tas nung hinanap ko nung isang araw, nawawala! Binaligtad ko na yung buong kwarto ko pero hindi ko talaga makita!
Ang masama pa noon eh kasama rin nyang nawawala yung iba ko pang mga importantent IDs. Nasa ID/card holder kasi yun eh, kasama yung PICPA ID, TIN ID, at kung anu-ano pa. RAWR!!!
Ewan ko ba. It's either...
- nandito lang sa bahay yon at kelangan ko talagang halughugin (kasi alam ko talaga di ko naman dinala yon somewhere)
- or nadala ko siya somewhere at kamalas-malasang nahulog yon or napagkamalang wallet or lalagyan ng credit/ATM card kaya dinukot ng masasamang loob.
Hay SAKLAP!
Anyone na may idea kung paano makakuha ulit ng replacement PRC License? Ang susungit pa naman ng mga tao dun!
Rawr talaga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Last Song Syndrome! (and my current cellphone ringtone!)
THE GREAT ORACLE
Not your average everyday sane psycho supergoddes
Mood
Vibes
: March 22, 2011 10:20 PM
: Hawt!
: Home
: Sleeveless top and big shorts
: I need MONEY!
: Severus Snape 
: My current employer
: Alkaline Water. Sweet!
: Nothing. Actually craving for McDonald's Large Fries + gravy
: 1983 by Neon Trees
: NONE
: Twitter
: B-R-O-K-E!
ANATOMY
PART ONE: The Basics
Online Identity: The Great Oracle
Gender: Female
Relationship Status: Single
Birthday: December 30th
Astrological Sign: Capricorn
Year of the: Tiger
Alumna of: University of Santo Tomas
Course: Bachelor of Science in Accountancy
Occupation: Certified Public Accountant
Religion: Catholicism
Race/lineage: Asian - Filipina with Spanish and Chinese blood
Location: North Caloocan, Philippines
Affiliations: Philippine Institute of Certified Public Accountants (PICPA)
PART TWO: Appearance
Height: 5' 4" (163 cm)
Weight: 46 kgs.
Eyes: Dark Brown
Vision: No assisted eyewear
Hair Color: Black Brown
Hair Style: Straight - Long
Skin Tone: Tan
Best Feature: Lips
Clothing Pref.: Conservative
Tattoo Info: Does stick-on tattoos count?
Piercing Info: 1 on each ear
PART THREE: Personal Favorites
Books: Harry Potter Series, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Digital Fortress, The Alchemist, Purpose-Driven Life, The Count of Monte Cristo, Les Miserables, A Clockwork Orange, Frankenstein, The Diary of Anne Frank, Pride and Prejudice, The Gospel according to Jesus Christ
Authors: JRR Tolkien, JK Rowling, Dan Brown, Victor Hugo, Anne Frank, Paulo Coelho, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Music Genres: Rock Music Genres
Bands/Artists: Evanescence, Garbage, Greenday, No Doubt, Blur, Ciara, Prodigy, Matchbox 20, POD, Nirvana, U2, The Calling, Foo Fighters, Incubus, System of a Down, The Killers, Gorillaz, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Audioslave, Coldplay, Franz Ferdinand, Metallica, Lenny Kravitz, Marilyn Manson, etcetera.
Albums/CDs: My CD Collection
TV Shows: The Apprentice, Prison Break, Kyle XY, World Wrestling Entertainment(WWE), MTV, MYX, Knock First, Hunter x Hunter, Queer Eye, Charmed, Smallville, Alias, Arrested Development, House, Nip/Tuck, CSI, Desperate Housewives, etc.
Movies: The Passion of Christ, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter Series, The Matrix Trilogy, So Close, S1mone, Love Actually, My Best Friend's Wedding, The Wedding Singer, Armageddon, Braveheart, What Lies Beneath, Underworld, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Van Helsing, Hot Chick, White Chicks, The Fast & The Furious, 2Fast 2Furious, etc.
Actors / Actresses: Kate Beckinsale, Eva Longoria, Zhao Wei, Jake Gyllenhall, Adam Sandler, Sean Biggerstaff, Lindsay Lohan, Rachael Leigh Cook, Johnny Depp, Freddie Prinze Jr., Keira Knightley, Keannu Reeves, Daniel Radcliffe, Winona Ryder, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Drew Barrymore, Alan Rickman, Ian McKellen, etc.
Games: Final Fantasy Series and The Sims
Sports: Basketball, Softball, Quidditch
Colors: Black, Blue, Red, White
Pets/Animals: Oreo -- my pet Maltese
Food: Some Vegetables, Ice Cream, Pizza, Pasta, Chocolates, Beef Caldereta, Beef and Mushroom, Fish Fillet with Tartar Sauce, Siomai, Starbuck's Choco & Mocha Frappe, French Fries, Burgers, etcetera...I love eating fatty foods...haha!
Drink: Water, Gatorade, Vodka, Red Wine, White Wine
Quotes: "Victory is always possible for a person who refused to stop fighting."
Interests: Eats, drinks, and breathes Accounting | my bed | movie marathon | malling & window shopping | doodles | animes | stars | cartoons | bass guitar | drums | wee hours | photography | drawing | rock music | the boob tube | TiVo | music | games | food trip | books | blogging | designing layouts| html | keyboards | personal computer | the cyberspace | jeans | tees | dancing | martial arts | mandarin
PART FOUR: In A Nutshell
adj. Trademark - the "boyish" walk | the Garfield-ish eyes
adj. WYSIWYG (What you see is what you get) - I feel natural, I act natural. No pretentions, no masks, just the plain, real me.
adj. Perfectly Imperfect - procrastinates until the last minute to do anything | grade - conscious but doesn't make the effort to improve them | temperamental | can sometimes be too opinionated | cruel at times | stubborn | indolent | harsh to the people she abhors | forgives but never forgets
adj. Outlier - beyond the average! (Haha!)
adj. Living paradox - queen of irony | has a love - hate relationship with challenges | sometimes optimistic, sometimes pessimistic | sometimes mediocre, sometimes an expert | shy & introverted but friendly & approachable | always wants what she can't have
adj. Weird (in better terms, unique) - a complex mixture of different qualities in one creature : God - fearing | family - centered | unica hija | homebuddy | boyish | simple | creative | childlike but is never childish | cynical about love | wants to be independent | open - minded | responsible | practical | honest | observant | as unpredictable as life can get
ME, MYSELF, & I
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LAGOT!
3:06 AM - Thursday, July 31, 2008
No Morning Zoo Crew Anymore!!!! Rawr!
12:58 AM - Tuesday, July 22, 2008
I was flabbergasted (yes, asenso ang vocabulary) yesterday to hear another dj (a man) talking with Teta News. I was like, "wah, hindi si KDL yan ha, hindi rin si Fabio, sino yan?" and to my horror they said together "Good morning neighbors, and welcome to our new show TNT - Tony (i forgot his surname) and Teta News". I was like "Whatttttttttt?! What happened to the Morning Zoo Crew?" I am actually starting to suspect that KDL shifted to another radio station (again) but then Teta announced that KDL is back with "Logan's Alley" from 9-12pm. Whatttttt? I can't stay up late anymore! I'd be too sluggish to work the next day if I sleep late! And who's gonna perk up my mornings, especially if I don't feel like going to work? Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just hope that they will work together again sometime soon.
P.S. Happy 35th birthday, KDL!
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I just hope that they will work together again sometime soon.
P.S. Happy 35th birthday, KDL!
When You Believe
3:12 AM - Sunday, July 20, 2008
" For I know what my plans for you, plans to save you and not to harm you, plans to give you a future and to give you hope." - Jeremiah 29:11
Labels: A CPA's Life, God is good -- All the Time
E-Heads Reunion Concert
1:07 AM - Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Wah! Yes, Ely Buendia has confirmed it. The Eraserheads are having a reunion concert! Yehey!
August 30 raw yung tentative date. Nakaka-excite. Sa CCP open grounds raw ata. Hahaha. Nakakamiss tuloy!
It's been six years since they have made cool music together. Hay, sana pwede nila uling buuin yung E-heads.
Kudos Ely and Raimund!!! \m/
August 30 raw yung tentative date. Nakaka-excite. Sa CCP open grounds raw ata. Hahaha. Nakakamiss tuloy!
It's been six years since they have made cool music together. Hay, sana pwede nila uling buuin yung E-heads.
Kudos Ely and Raimund!!! \m/
PCD
1:13 AM - Monday, July 14, 2008
I have recently seen (on tv) the new music video of the girl band Pussycat Dolls for their new song entitiled "When I Grow Up". I was pretty shocked to see that there are only 5 members - so where the hell are the other 2?
They say that Carmit left the group to pursue a solo career. And I was like, "duh? eh si Nicole lang naman ang may K na mag-solo at humiwalay and yet, hindi nya ginawa!". Then the other one, the one who won the reality show "The Next Pussycat Doll" named Asia also pursued a solo career. As if naman no! Pilit nga siya kumanta, parang palaging galit!
I was really annoyed when she won the contest. She used her so-called "pitiful predicament" of being a single mom and the sole provider to win the contest. Yes, Chelsea sings well but she can't dance; Melissa can't reach too-high notes but damn, Asia didn't really deserve to win.
Mega-iyak pa siya when she won the contest, then yun pala she only used the reality show to gain popularity and her ulterior motive is to eventually pursue a solo career. Argh! Dapat si Melissa Reyes nalang talaga yung nanalo!!! (She's part-Pinay by the way. Heehee. Love your own!)
They say that Carmit left the group to pursue a solo career. And I was like, "duh? eh si Nicole lang naman ang may K na mag-solo at humiwalay and yet, hindi nya ginawa!". Then the other one, the one who won the reality show "The Next Pussycat Doll" named Asia also pursued a solo career. As if naman no! Pilit nga siya kumanta, parang palaging galit!
I was really annoyed when she won the contest. She used her so-called "pitiful predicament" of being a single mom and the sole provider to win the contest. Yes, Chelsea sings well but she can't dance; Melissa can't reach too-high notes but damn, Asia didn't really deserve to win.
Mega-iyak pa siya when she won the contest, then yun pala she only used the reality show to gain popularity and her ulterior motive is to eventually pursue a solo career. Argh! Dapat si Melissa Reyes nalang talaga yung nanalo!!! (She's part-Pinay by the way. Heehee. Love your own!)
The Stress Test
3:01 AM - Thursday, July 10, 2008
Do you worry about very petty things? Or you are way too relaxed?
Take this test and find out!
(from The Morning Zoo Crew's - King DJ Logan's, Tetta News' and Fabio Modesto's COCOLOGY (ganyan nga ba ang spelling nyan?))
You don't have anything to wear the next day that's why you're planning to do your laundry today. However, when you looked up and surveyed the sky, there are nimbus clouds and there's a big chance that it will rain. What will be your reaction?
A. "Oh no! Don't tell me I have to do my laundry another day? I haven't got anything to wear for tomorrow's meeting?"
B. "Oh, it looks like it's gonna rain. Well, maybe I'll just have to wait until the rain stops (or if the rain stops) before I wash my clothes"
C. "It's gonna rain. Oh well, I'll just do my laundry tomorrow."
D. "I'm gonna do my laundry whether it rains or not!"
And here are the results:
If you picked A - Your stress level is close to 80%.
If you picked B - Your stress level is around 50%.
If you picked C - Your stress level is close to 0%.
And if you picked D (like me) - Your stress level is close to 100%!
Well, sorry if I didn't get to remember the explanations behind the results; I was just actually concerned with letter D because it's my answer. KDL picked A, Fabio picked B, and Tetta picked D.
And it's totally true! I agree with Tetta's reasoning that she picked D because of the premise that the person haven't got anything to wear the next day, so she/he has to do his laundry come rain or shine. Ergo, we're perfect guinea pigs for StressTabs (as Fabio said).
I also agree with her feelings that she doesn't feel productive when she's not pressured nor stressed. I am also like that - I am always bored with my work that's why whenever I don't have anything to do I just arrange the files (even if I have already arranged them very well). Heehee. More work, mas productive, mas deserving ng malaking sweldo! Woohoo!
Take this test and find out!
(from The Morning Zoo Crew's - King DJ Logan's, Tetta News' and Fabio Modesto's COCOLOGY (ganyan nga ba ang spelling nyan?))
You don't have anything to wear the next day that's why you're planning to do your laundry today. However, when you looked up and surveyed the sky, there are nimbus clouds and there's a big chance that it will rain. What will be your reaction?
A. "Oh no! Don't tell me I have to do my laundry another day? I haven't got anything to wear for tomorrow's meeting?"
B. "Oh, it looks like it's gonna rain. Well, maybe I'll just have to wait until the rain stops (or if the rain stops) before I wash my clothes"
C. "It's gonna rain. Oh well, I'll just do my laundry tomorrow."
D. "I'm gonna do my laundry whether it rains or not!"
And here are the results:
If you picked A - Your stress level is close to 80%.
If you picked B - Your stress level is around 50%.
If you picked C - Your stress level is close to 0%.
And if you picked D (like me) - Your stress level is close to 100%!
Well, sorry if I didn't get to remember the explanations behind the results; I was just actually concerned with letter D because it's my answer. KDL picked A, Fabio picked B, and Tetta picked D.
And it's totally true! I agree with Tetta's reasoning that she picked D because of the premise that the person haven't got anything to wear the next day, so she/he has to do his laundry come rain or shine. Ergo, we're perfect guinea pigs for StressTabs (as Fabio said).
I also agree with her feelings that she doesn't feel productive when she's not pressured nor stressed. I am also like that - I am always bored with my work that's why whenever I don't have anything to do I just arrange the files (even if I have already arranged them very well). Heehee. More work, mas productive, mas deserving ng malaking sweldo! Woohoo!
Labels: Flabbergasted, Me-Myself-and-I, Randomities
The Next WWE Superstar...
1:30 AM - Friday, July 04, 2008
I was strolling with my friend Joan sa Glorietta a few weeks ago...then nagpunta kami dun sa part ng Glorietta kung saan temporarily nilang inilipat yung mga tinda dun sa stores na dating nasa G2. Then nung nasa Papelmeroti na kami eh bigla akong napatingin dito...
(Just click the picture to see full version)
(Just click the picture to see full version)
Wahehe...e kasi naman, ang kauna-unahan kong nakita sa poster eh si Batista, so I was like, "Wow, si Batista!" Then of course, I looked left and right, and there were Rey Mysterio (left) and John Cena (right), all three are very formidable WWE wrestlers. Tas sabay may stars at may nasingit na kulay red violet. And then, when I looked down, I was GOBSMACKED! Anak ng p***, itabi ba si Barney sa mga wrestler?!
I've always hated Barney. SOBRA. Isa syang napakalaking epal. Wahaha. Hindi ko alam kung bakit (at oo, walang masamang ginawa sa akin si Barney) pero ewan ko ba, kumukulo yung dugo ko kapag nakikita ko sya. Lalo na kapag naririnig ko yung napaka-istupidong kanta nya. Eto nga may sariling version yung mga Barney-haters:
I've always hated Barney. SOBRA. Isa syang napakalaking epal. Wahaha. Hindi ko alam kung bakit (at oo, walang masamang ginawa sa akin si Barney) pero ewan ko ba, kumukulo yung dugo ko kapag nakikita ko sya. Lalo na kapag naririnig ko yung napaka-istupidong kanta nya. Eto nga may sariling version yung mga Barney-haters:
I love you, You love me
Let's go out and kill Barney
With a shot gun bang-bang
Barney's on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur!
Let's go out and kill Barney
With a shot gun bang-bang
Barney's on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur!
Wahaha. Tas ang epal pa ng hitsura ni Barney dyan sa picture. Can someone please get a shot gun and end Barney's existence?! Heehee. Que barbaridad!
P.S. Please, in the future, kapag naging preggy ako (wahaha!) pwede bang wag nyo akong pakitaan ng kahit anong Barney stuff?! Baka kasi mapag-lihian ko pa't maging kamukha ni Barney yung anak ko. Heehee.
P.S. Please, in the future, kapag naging preggy ako (wahaha!) pwede bang wag nyo akong pakitaan ng kahit anong Barney stuff?! Baka kasi mapag-lihian ko pa't maging kamukha ni Barney yung anak ko. Heehee.
Labels: Atrocities, Flabbergasted, The Boob Tube
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