NOTE: I am no homophobic, just wanted to talk about this one.
Whoa, in order to keep up with the changing times and preferences, the makers of the infamous "Archie" comics came up with this one...
Introducing Kevin Keller!
Now there's a gay dude in Archie comics. Thrilling *dripping with sarcasm*
I just don't understand it.
According to statistics, women outnumber men (population-wise).
Worse, most (if not all) men nowadays are becoming GAY.
Most of the "hot guys" are gay. Super gay.
So many cases in malls where I saw a really cute guy...and I start discreetly looking at him. And then, LO AND BEHOLD, he's not waiting for his girlfriend but his BOYfriend. Oooomph.
Damn.
I just knew it. The day Ricky Martin revealed he loves men was the moment I became aware that I'm gonna have a very gloomy dating life.
Spinster alert! Boohoo
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V I D E O G R A P H Y
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Tiny Ball of Light ♥
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Last Song Syndrome! (and my current cellphone ringtone!)
THE GREAT ORACLE
Not your average everyday sane psycho supergoddes
Mood
Vibes
: Hawt!
: Home
: Sleeveless top and big shorts
: I need MONEY!
: Severus Snape
: My current employer
: Alkaline Water. Sweet!
: Nothing. Actually craving for McDonald's Large Fries + gravy
: 1983 by Neon Trees
: NONE
: B-R-O-K-E!
ANATOMY
PART ONE: The Basics
Online Identity: The Great Oracle
Gender: Female
Relationship Status: Single
Birthday: December 30th
Astrological Sign: Capricorn
Year of the: Tiger
Alumna of: University of Santo Tomas
Course: Bachelor of Science in Accountancy
Occupation: Certified Public Accountant
Religion: Catholicism
Race/lineage: Asian - Filipina with Spanish and Chinese blood
Location: North Caloocan, Philippines
Affiliations: Philippine Institute of Certified Public Accountants (PICPA)
PART TWO: Appearance
Height: 5' 4" (163 cm)
Weight: 46 kgs.
Eyes: Dark Brown
Vision: No assisted eyewear
Hair Color: Black Brown
Hair Style: Straight - Long
Skin Tone: Tan
Best Feature: Lips
Clothing Pref.: Conservative
Tattoo Info: Does stick-on tattoos count?
Piercing Info: 1 on each ear
PART THREE: Personal Favorites
Books: Harry Potter Series, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Digital Fortress, The Alchemist, Purpose-Driven Life, The Count of Monte Cristo, Les Miserables, A Clockwork Orange, Frankenstein, The Diary of Anne Frank, Pride and Prejudice, The Gospel according to Jesus Christ
Authors: JRR Tolkien, JK Rowling, Dan Brown, Victor Hugo, Anne Frank, Paulo Coelho, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Music Genres: Rock Music Genres
Bands/Artists: Evanescence, Garbage, Greenday, No Doubt, Blur, Ciara, Prodigy, Matchbox 20, POD, Nirvana, U2, The Calling, Foo Fighters, Incubus, System of a Down, The Killers, Gorillaz, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Audioslave, Coldplay, Franz Ferdinand, Metallica, Lenny Kravitz, Marilyn Manson, etcetera.
Albums/CDs: My CD Collection
TV Shows: The Apprentice, Prison Break, Kyle XY, World Wrestling Entertainment(WWE), MTV, MYX, Knock First, Hunter x Hunter, Queer Eye, Charmed, Smallville, Alias, Arrested Development, House, Nip/Tuck, CSI, Desperate Housewives, etc.
Movies: The Passion of Christ, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter Series, The Matrix Trilogy, So Close, S1mone, Love Actually, My Best Friend's Wedding, The Wedding Singer, Armageddon, Braveheart, What Lies Beneath, Underworld, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Van Helsing, Hot Chick, White Chicks, The Fast & The Furious, 2Fast 2Furious, etc.
Actors / Actresses: Kate Beckinsale, Eva Longoria, Zhao Wei, Jake Gyllenhall, Adam Sandler, Sean Biggerstaff, Lindsay Lohan, Rachael Leigh Cook, Johnny Depp, Freddie Prinze Jr., Keira Knightley, Keannu Reeves, Daniel Radcliffe, Winona Ryder, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Drew Barrymore, Alan Rickman, Ian McKellen, etc.
Games: Final Fantasy Series and The Sims
Sports: Basketball, Softball, Quidditch
Colors: Black, Blue, Red, White
Pets/Animals: Oreo -- my pet Maltese
Food: Some Vegetables, Ice Cream, Pizza, Pasta, Chocolates, Beef Caldereta, Beef and Mushroom, Fish Fillet with Tartar Sauce, Siomai, Starbuck's Choco & Mocha Frappe, French Fries, Burgers, etcetera...I love eating fatty foods...haha!
Drink: Water, Gatorade, Vodka, Red Wine, White Wine
Quotes: "Victory is always possible for a person who refused to stop fighting."
Interests: Eats, drinks, and breathes Accounting | my bed | movie marathon | malling & window shopping | doodles | animes | stars | cartoons | bass guitar | drums | wee hours | photography | drawing | rock music | the boob tube | TiVo | music | games | food trip | books | blogging | designing layouts| html | keyboards | personal computer | the cyberspace | jeans | tees | dancing | martial arts | mandarin
PART FOUR: In A Nutshell
adj. Trademark - the "boyish" walk | the Garfield-ish eyes
adj. WYSIWYG (What you see is what you get) - I feel natural, I act natural. No pretentions, no masks, just the plain, real me.
adj. Perfectly Imperfect - procrastinates until the last minute to do anything | grade - conscious but doesn't make the effort to improve them | temperamental | can sometimes be too opinionated | cruel at times | stubborn | indolent | harsh to the people she abhors | forgives but never forgets
adj. Outlier - beyond the average! (Haha!)
adj. Living paradox - queen of irony | has a love - hate relationship with challenges | sometimes optimistic, sometimes pessimistic | sometimes mediocre, sometimes an expert | shy & introverted but friendly & approachable | always wants what she can't have
adj. Weird (in better terms, unique) - a complex mixture of different qualities in one creature : God - fearing | family - centered | unica hija | homebuddy | boyish | simple | creative | childlike but is never childish | cynical about love | wants to be independent | open - minded | responsible | practical | honest | observant | as unpredictable as life can get
ME, MYSELF, & I
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footprints
...and Riverdale gets its own share of this "phenomenon"....
7:29 AM - Saturday, April 24, 2010
What a NITWIT.
7:19 AM
Need I say more?!
Haha, he's just plain funny, eh? Totally making a fool of himself.
On the press conference of his fight against Shane Moseley, he went down to bash Pacquiao instead of talking about his sensational moves and grooves (if he's got any, really) that will bring Moseley down.
Spell O-B-S-E-S-S-I-O-N. Teehee
This guy needs some serious attention. Seriously.
I am a cranky old hag, am I???
7:04 AM
Is it the caffeine in my everyday-cafe mocha from the pantry's new Nescafe vendo machine?
Or am I just plain cranky???
The pressure is getting on my nerves. Haha
No wonder I'm always "aburido" for the past few days.
Perhaps, it is PMS. Hehe
But still, I need to get those frowns away so I can have 20% less wrinkles in the future. Hahaha
...and the grimy hands of politics have now touched my beloved workplace....
1:48 AM - Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Hay. Labo.
Mahabang istorya.
Bukas nalang, inaantok nako. Boohoo.
Hehehe
Mahabang istorya.
Bukas nalang, inaantok nako. Boohoo.
Hehehe
Happeeeee...
2:35 AM - Tuesday, April 20, 2010
NBS AOA Team Building Activity @ White Rock, Zambales
April 17 - 18, 2010
Had a blaassssssssst (wow Major Understatement).
Too bad didn't have enough courage to try the super steep (and colorful) big slide (pati yung pa-twirl na isa)...kinabog eh, nasobrahan na talaga ng kape sa pantry. Haha
Pinagtiyagaan ko tuloy yung blue na simpleng slide dun sa normal pools (kung saan ginanap yung "Find Your Pride" game). Hehehe
At badtrrrrrrrrrrrp, di ako nakapag-kayak! Rawr.
Pictures -- to follow. meron na akong copies nung kay PG. Bukas pa yung kay James na puro singit ang mukha ko. Wahahaha =)
Ciao
P.S. Mas paborito ko na ngayon ang Cafe Mocha. Dati kasi eh Latte ang gusto ko. Wala lang, masarap. Lasang Milo na Kape. Haha =)
Rawr.
3:36 AM - Sunday, April 11, 2010
Wah kainis. Wala lang.
Matagal ko na kasing inaantabayanan yung Facebook Profile nung isa kong crush.
pero wala akong lakas ng loob na i-add sya.
Eh kainis 'tong isa kong teammate na karibal ko, wah in-add ba naman si crush ko. Ambilis.
Wah, in-add ko narin tuloy. Bahala na. Di naman na kami magkikita ulit ever, so walang kahihiyan if ever i-reject nya ang Friend Request ko sa Facebook. Haha
Good Luck. Good Luck.
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