Whoa, in order to keep up with the changing times and preferences, the makers of the infamous "Archie" comics came up with this one...

Introducing Kevin Keller!
Now there's a gay dude in Archie comics. Thrilling *dripping with sarcasm*
I just don't understand it.
According to statistics, women outnumber men (population-wise).
Worse, most (if not all) men nowadays are becoming GAY.
Most of the "hot guys" are gay. Super gay.
So many cases in malls where I saw a really cute guy...and I start discreetly looking at him. And then, LO AND BEHOLD, he's not waiting for his girlfriend but his BOYfriend. Oooomph.
Damn.
I just knew it. The day Ricky Martin revealed he loves men was the moment I became aware that I'm gonna have a very gloomy dating life.
Spinster alert! Boohoo
