[x]Ooops...[x]

Wow.

I just had one of the "shocks of my life" moment (well, this certainly isn't the "most shocking" but it is still shocking).

I was browsing Friendster (waw, bagong-bago ha) and I was shocked to discover that...

...HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED (the guy that I've been talking about -- in this blog -- for like, YEARS already hahaha) has got a friendster account.

Opkors, CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I opened his profile.
Opkors, I checked FIRST if I was viewing files anonymously, or else, my cover will be blown.

So yon, check, check. Thank God even his NON-FRIENDS can view his 'effing profile.
So I was able to fish information and move around his friendster profile.

So, what have I discovered?!

I HAVE JUST MADE A RATHER SHOCKING YET AMAZING DISCOVERY THAT WE ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON.

In fairness, papa-ble sya nung bata pa sya (nung nasa 20's pa sya), tas sobrang patay-na-patay ako dun sa picture nyang naka-formal wear sya (at may buhok pa sya dun)...as in, ang GWAPOOOOOOOOOOOOO waw. Haha.

Pero...

...para syang chickboy eh (though ngayon, sa pagkakaalam ko eh wala syang girlfriend)
...na-diskubre ko ring talagang tomador sya at nag-i-smoke (though di naman sya chain smoker)
...may hikaw sya sa tenga (hahaha ambabaw-babaw talaga)
...at marami pang iba...

...in short, parang EPITOME OF A BAD BOY sya dun...as in, medyo mako-conclude mo yung ganong conclusion kapag nakita mo yung friendster account nya...

...and in short, SIYA yung parang perfect example ng mga KINATATAKUTAN KONG LALAKE. Hehe

Yeah, yeah, I know...it is VERY SUPERFICIAL for me to judge him by the contents of his Friendster Account...pero di ba, your account also shows your personality.

And it somehow gave me a FINALITY na HINDI KAMI PAREHO NG WAVELENGTH!!! (in short, HINDI KAMI COMPATIBLE. LOL!)

Ah, ewan. Sabi naman kasi nung mga officemates ko na super kilala sya personally eh SUPER BAIT daw nun, MEGA-BUILD UP pa nga sila. Pero ewan, natakot ako sa kanya after seeing his friendster account.

Siguro nga, baka mga NERD at BORING talaga yung hinahanap kong lalake. Haha goodluck.
Wah, natatakot na ako sa kanya!!!

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Sunday, May 31, 2009
12:47 AM

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[x]Super F****** Pissed...[x]

Actually, the terms "annoyed" and "pissed" are understatements...

My Aunt Cora just called minutes ago about the "car problem" that we have and she was told by my fugly un-cousin (I haven't considered him a "cousin" for years, for crying out loud!) Edwin that we talked "daw" and he used my name/included my name OF COURSE, WITHOUT MY EFFING PERMISSION in an affidavit relating to the car's fucking insurance.

Ah, I hate it.

How dare he use my name for his effing fugly transactions!!!!!

Gawd, I wanna decimate him.

I would never want to lose my hard-earned CPA license under any circumstances, let alone because of that faggot!

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!!!

P.S. NEVER, as in, NEVER transact with a man named EDWIN AZA�A everrrrrrrrrr!!!

Gawd, if ever I manage to get my hands on one if his fugly pictures I'd post it. Dammit!

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009
1:21 AM

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[x]Saturday, Saturday[x]

Hay...

Alone here (at the office) dahil nang-indyan yung ibang dapat mag-O-OT sa team rin namin this Saturday. Haha.

Decided to go to work today dahil feeling ko ang dami kong backlog -- nakakainis kasi yung Ice Cream Account, sakit ng ulo everrrrrrr...

Haha...good luck nalang talaga sa akin! ;p

And I can't NOT GO TO WORK today dahil ako ang gagawa ng DM download.

Oh well, it's OK, enjoy naman ako eh, talagang naiinis lang ako dun sa Ice Cream Account na hawak ko. Rawr.

And I can't render OT during ordinary days kasi since nandito na yung South Africa Market at nataong "committed seat" yung workstation ko for shifting eh at exactly 3pm everyday eh evicted na ako sa pwest ko. Nakakahiya pa nga kahapon, past 3pm na ako umalis, siguro naaasar na sa akin yung ka-shift ko sa workstation (na lalaki na dating MY market). Haha.

Kaya heto, magiging Sabado ang OT ko ngayon. No Sabado gimmicks for me (especially kapag maraming backlog, kelangang pumasok).

Favorable naman sya sa akin kasi mas mahal ang OT pay during Saturdays (with matching dagdag sa Meal and Transpo allowance, I dunno if there's an addition in our Wellness Allowance ha). Hahaha. Kailangang magpa-yaman. LOL.

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Friday, May 22, 2009
2:46 PM

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[x]Forbidden Entry #3[x]

It happened today, May 22, 2009, Friday...

Nasa CR ako...tas pagpasok ko, nandun si Kat (from MY dati pero sa SA market na sya ngayon), nag-ngitian lang kami...

Kat: Uwian nyo na...
Me: Oo, evicted na ako dun sa upuan eh...hehe. Ikaw, SA na?
Kat: Oo, kay Ms.Malou ako eh. Uy ikaw pala yung nanalong Ms.Oceania ha
Me: Ah...hehe..oo...napag-tripan lang ako nung mga yun
Kat: Haha ano ka ba hindi naman...BUTI SI "X2" YUNG NAKA-PARTNER MO, MABAIT NAMAN SI "X2" EH....
Me: Ah...eh...hehehe
Kat: Buti hindi si Rhett
Me: Ah, dapat nga si Rajen at Rhett, kaso KJ si THett, um-absent
Kat: Oo nga raw...

Wah, shocking...nakakatawa...
Naka-attach na yung pangalan ko sa kanya. Wah kumusta naman yun?!

Tas nagpa-GA pa si Sir Benjie...

Naku malapit sya sa pwesto ko
Pero medyo lumayo ako para...wala lang....hahaha ;p
Umiiwas...nyeeeeeeeee

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2:04 AM

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[x]Forbidden Entry #2[x]

It happened yesterday, May 21, 2009, Thursday...

Announcement na ng panalo sa American Idol -- kung si Adam Lambert ba or si Kris Allen.

So punta naman kami sa pantry (James, JenRic, Ako, Donna, Nori, at may isa pa) para manood sa phone ni Gail.

Tas gulat ako, biglang pumasok si crush sa pantry para maghugas ng mug at kumuha ng coffee...

So nung nagpunta sya sa sink, kasalukuyan akong nasa water dispenser nun at kumukuha ng tubig...tas punta agad ako kila James...

Then out of nowhere...

Crush: Ngayon na ba ia-announce kung sino nanalo?

...parang in general nya in-address yung tanong pero paglingon ko, sa akin sya nakatingin....

Me: Oo, ngayon na yung season finale...

Tas eh di yan, tinawag na yung Telescope Audit para sa results...gulat ako kasi pumunta sya sa amin para makinood. Wala lang, kasi he's not shown any interest on AI naman kahit noon pang magkakalapit kami ng pwesto, ni hindi nga sya nakikibalita. Tas biglang nung moment na yun, nakinood sya. Tas yun, katabi pa nga nya si James, tas eto namang si James, umusog palikod, akala nya ako yung katabi nya sa kabila para magkatabi kami. Ang addict nun.

So yon, in-announce na si Kris Allen (Congrats, Kris!) yung nanalo, so todo rejoice si James tas labas kami.

Tas napansin kong malapit lang sa pantry si Craig at dinig sa labas yung tv, so bumalik ako sa pantry...

Me: Huy, guys, dinig hanggang labas yung tv, hinaan nyo, saka nandyan sa malapit si Craig...

...eh kumukuha sya ng coffee nun. Ang weird lang kasi nung pumasok ako sa pantry, ang tagal nyang nakatingin, parang nakakita ng multo (natakot?!) Hahaha

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1:47 AM

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